I was very fortunate to win tickets to the advanced screening of The Fault in Our Fricking Chicken Licken Stars and I was over a hundred million gazillion moons. I went with two of my wonderful fangirling friends and well we did what fangirls do, we fangirled. I was wearing an okay? okay. Tshirt that my awesome friend had made me.
We all queued up to get in, and people were pushing and shoving their butts to get to the front. (I may or may not have been one of them. Shh)
We had to place all our electronic devices into a little plastic baggy as there was no recording allowed while watching the movie. I was scared that they were going to take away my phone and never give it back. Thankfully they were nice people and returned my belongings after the movie finished. Heuf or is it Hewf or Heugh or Houf? Well you get the point. It’s the sigh of relief.
Finally after waiting in the squished, butt shoving line they let the magical doors open, and we all ran in screaming. My friends and I managed to get a perfect seat, and we got to sit in the middle (I was so worried we would have to have a seat on the side). We settled down and took our snacks to munch on while watching the movie. Well I ate most of it before the movie, but it was just so tempting. I can’t help myself.
I was very glad to see some nerdfighters in the cinema (DFTBA by the way). After a lot of waiting the screen was on and we saw the John Green on the screen (yay that rhymes)! He talked to us about his experiences in Australia, and how he found out that his wife, Sarah (The Yeti) was pregnant 20 minutes before they were leaving Australia. He was very funny and after that, the one and only Ed Sheeran gave us a little message about his new song, All of the stars, and yes the song was spectacular and is voice is asdfghjkl.
Finally the actual movie started and there was a lot of screaming, shouting and asdfghjkling. The movie was perfection, but also heartbreaking. Shai, Ansel and Nat were perfect in their roles. I loved every scene and I laughed and cried with everyone else, and that eye sex that Gus was giving to Hazel was too hot to handle. I cried so much and unfortunately I didn’t bring any tissues with me. So I looked like I had planted face first into a puddle of feels and tears. (Just picture that in your head). I don’t want to spoil anything, but I did mention the word perfection quite a few so times, so maybe that might give you a hint of how I felt it was. *lifts eyebrow*
After the movie was over we left the cinema and were given the chance to be interviewed. My friend and I decided to go get interviewed, and let me tell you, the answers I gave were terrible. I wasn’t even thinking, they just splurted (is that even a word) out of my mouth. I hope they don’t put me on television or anything. Then it was time to leave and the amazing, fantabulous (why does the dictionary not think that fantabulous is a word!), incredible, once in a life time experience was over.
Thank you so much to the guys at Bookworld. I have no idea why you liked my entry as I thought it was terrible, but thanks anyway. I really don’t know what else to say so I’ll leave you with one of the most beautiful and heartbreaking gifs ever.
and finally I’m going to let out all my emotions on my keyboard. be prepared.
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